Congratulations, Bachelor nation! You get two testosterone-packed episodes of ‘The Bachelorette’ this week, which, luckily for us, means extra time with everyone’s favorite former quarterback, Jordan Rodgers.
In part 1 of the show last night, Jordan and his hair got caught up in some drama with the season’s villain, Chad (whose full name, we recently learned, is Chad Johnson… sound familiar?). After Chad revealed he would rather not see JoJo at all than go on a group date with 11 other guys, Jordan took the time to kindly re-explain the concept of the show — which, in case you’ve also forgotten, is for many men to compete on dates for the love of one woman. Thanks for the refresher, Jordan.
Chad didn’t take kindly to Jordan’s sass, and rebutted by calling him “a 27-year-old failed football player.” As if Chad didn’t have enough enemies already, he now has all of us, because how dare you talk to our boy Jordan like that! He’s not a failure! It’s not possible for a Rodgers brother to be a failure! They excel at both Hail Mary passes and winning the hearts of women everywhere!
Kelsey Driscoll 