Happy Tuesday, everybody!
After a week off from ‘The Bachelorette,’ we’re finally all able to reconvene and talk about Aaron Rodgers’ little brother some more. Not that we ever actually stopped — you can see our Jordan Rodgers update from last week here — but now we actually have some new things to discuss.
First off, we were treated to Good Guy Jordan attempting to diffuse the unstable bomb that is Chad Johnson (who former NFL star Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnsonaffectionately calls ‘white Chad’). Jordan presents Chad with an opportunity to apologize to the house for being, well, Chad, to which Chad responds by telling Jordan he doesn’t have ‘half a brain.’
Correct. He has two halves of a brain. At least, as far as we’re aware. But we’re not neuroscientists.