Since last Monday was the Fourth of July, we didn’t get a new episode of The Jordan Rodgers Show (aka ‘The Bachelorette’) which, frankly, seems un-American.
We’re back this week, though, and last night’s episode was one for the ages.
Bachelorette JoJo had narrowed her pool of suitors down to five in what has so far been a grueling season of football games and soccer games, and then some other things we don’t care about as much.
Since the group of men vying for JoJo’s love is so small now, there were three opportunities for a one-on-one date — and our boy Jordan was lucky enough to be chosen, much to the dismay of the rest of the group.
Kelsey Driscoll 